Mr. BITWRATHPLOOB goes to Washington
jagosaurus posted in Arrivals on July 20th, 2007
After the BITWRATHPLOOB finished terrorizing the mile high city, it was sent to the Washington, DC metro area because Marigoldie and Tina clearly hate me. I mean, why else do you bother to purchase and mail something from the magical part of any thrift store that Tina so correctly calls The Place They Put Things They Don’t Know Where To Put?
Eventually I recovered my wits from the reveal and Figaro used his kitty-fu to put BITWRATHPLOOB in its place (Abby ignored all of this with a placid demeanor that belied her sheer terror and bafflement). And then, in conversation with sgazzetti, it became apparently that BITWRATHPLOOB was going to have to keep on keeping on. But not before he had a chance to see the sites:
He seemed somewhat sad to go, and I … I kinda miss the little guy.
But not really.

July 20th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
I kind of like how y’all got the word “wrath” sneakily in the name.
July 20th, 2007 at 4:38 pm
Sgazzetti gets all the credit for that.
July 21st, 2007 at 1:54 am
I was kind of going for something a little Lewis Carrolly.