BITWRATHPLOOB World Tour

First Merchandise Arrivals1
erik posted in News on August 22nd, 2007

The merchandise has begun to arrive to the quick shoppers who rushed into the store on opening day.

Jagosaurus and Greenberry have received their magnets.

Personally, I ordered a magnet, a mini-badge (only $1.99!!!!), and a ringer-t, and I must say that I am pleasantly surprised by the quality. This was my first purchase from CafePress.

As it turned out, the mini-badge was the perfect size for you-know-who…

He’s his own homie. Whatever that means.

Close-up.

My only magnetic surface was a whiteboard. How could I NOT draw him a body?

There was also no option but to pose with the BITWRATHPLOOB in my new t-shirt.

IWUS, baby!

Don’t miss out on all the fun (and the strange looks)! Go pick up your merchandise from The Official BITWRATHPLOOB Store today!

Products are not guaranteed to repel vampires, leprechauns, or pantsless wood bears.

Windy Spain0
erik posted in Videos on August 21st, 2007

The BITWRATHPLOOB came to Spain with plans of sand and sun. Unfortunately, that’s not what he’s found.

Just imagine how sexy pretty, um, interesting (?) these flowing locks of his will be if he ever makes it to the beach!

Intrepidly Invading Iberia0
erik posted in Uncategorized on August 18th, 2007

Much like Hannibal, but with fewer elephants, the BITWRATHPLOOB has invaded the Iberian Peninsula. Here, I present some unboxing photos, and hopefully over the coming week or two, he (it?) will get to see a little bit of Northern Spain before departing for his next destination.

Someone was clever enough to surround it in a black plastic band to insure that the BITWRATHPLOOB remained inside.

Some enterprising young man with excellent crayon penmanship, presumably Adam, had used the inside of the brown wrapping paper to practice his alphabet.

Where have I seen a shiny red spherical nose like that before?

He escaped!! Everybody run!!!

Enjoying a bit of fresh air and Spanish sunshine. It was getting kind of stuffy in the box.

Mr. Cactus, of Cactus Cam fame, had a beautiful flower ready for Mr. BITWRATHPLOOB upon his arrival.

One of the items in this photo is a beautiful manifestation of Nature’s beauty.

Gotta take time during your World Tour to stop and smell the roses cactus flowers.

Later in the day, Marga walks over to him (it?) and says, “This little thing’s not so bad. He’s actually kind of cute!” 1.934 seconds later, I hear a gasp, a scream, and a wooden thump, and the BITWRATHPLOOB’s head is rolling across the floor. “Oh yeah, his head comes off,” I said. She hasn’t gone near it since.

Next stop: España0
erik posted in Departures on August 10th, 2007

The BITWRATHPLOOB’s in the mail, en route from Slovenia to Spain. ¡Buen viaje, BITWRATHPLOOB!

BITWRATHPLOOB Store Grand Opening0
erik posted in News on August 7th, 2007

The Official BITWRATHPLOOB Store has opened today, quenching your unbearable thirst for bucktoothed rope-armed troll-haired pantsless wood bear paraphernalia and merchandise. You are no longer restricted to the virtual online realm of blog sidebar badges in your desire to support the BITWRATHPLOOB.

Be the first on your block to proudly wear a BITWRATHPLOOB World Tour t-shirt! Watch as your friends and co-workers shy away from you when you’re wearing your BITWRATHPLOOB Is My Homie button! Sneak into your neighbor’s house and put a BITWRATHPLOOB magnet on their refrigerator! All of this and more is now possible!

So go check it out.

Products are not guaranteed to repel vampires, leprechauns, or pantsless wood bears.