Brothers from another mother6
jagosaurus posted in Signs of the Apocalypse on August 2nd, 2007
Where to begin.
When you unleash evil on the world, you should expect it to come back on you. I know this. I understand it. Now I believe it. This evil missed its mark ever-so-slightly by not accosting the people who truly unleashed the BITWRATHPLOOB on the universe (Marigoldie and Tina) but I cannot quibble over that (much) since I am the one who brought this … thing to initial prominence, such that it can be on a website a handful of people read.
The evidence I can provide of the way in which evil is the gift that keeps on giving—particularly when it comes to craptastic crafts purchased by a so-called friend in a moment of serendipity-fueled nuttiness—is to share this image with you:
That’s right. A pair of BITWRATHPLOOBs. Bookends, literally. That they are substantially smaller than the original is completely nullified by the fact that there are two of them. TWO OF THEM.
Also, they have tails.
And were made in Japan.
…
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.