March 10th, 2010

BITWRATHPLOOB runs with the bulls in Spain!0

One of the reasons for the BITWRATHPLOOB’s extended stay in Spain has been to allow him to attend an encierro, or “running of the bulls”. If asked to name a Spanish tradition, the vast majority of tiny minority of people that can find both their own country and Spain on a map will say “running with the bulls”. Thanks to Ernest Hemmingway, every July, the festival in Pamplona gets some new airtime worldwide. What most people don’t know is that these bull runs take place in small town festivals all over Spain throughout the entire year (the icier months are avoided for obvious reasons).

The annual town festival of Ampuero is held every year in early September. Ampuero is only about a five-minute drive from where I live, so the opportunity was too good to pass up. I present to you some photos and the actual video evidence of the BITWRATHPLOOB running with the bulls.

First of all, Ampuero is here:


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Empty bull run (90 minutes til bull run)

The empty bull run as seen from the entrance to the bull ring. 90 minutes to bull run. We had to get there early to secure a good vantage point.

The way most bull runs work is that the bulls are moved to a temporary corral on one side of town. The streets are lined with wooden fences with slates just far enough apart for a slim human to get through but not a bull head. The fenced-in path leads from the temporary corral all the way to the town bullring. They usually fire off some number of firecrackers to signal some subset of the following events: 1) bull run about to start, 2) no, really, get nervous! 3) the gate has been opened, start sprinting, 4) the last bull has left the corral, 5) all the bulls have finished the run. Some towns, like Ampuero, either don’t have the facilities to make a temporary corral or the layout of the town is not suitable, so they start and finish the run in the bullring, with the bulls and runners doing a circle through the town.

60 minutes til bull run

60 minutes to bull run. Good thing we claimed this fence position thirty minutes ago.

Several marching bands went by in the run up to the bull run. Everyone was pretty excited.

10 minutes til bull run

10 minutes to bull run. The police (and common-sense self preservation) made everyone get off the top of the fence. The BITWRATHPLOOB looks a little nervous.

The bull run commenced at exactly 12 noon. Bull runs and soccer games are the only things that happens on time in Spain.

Downtown Ampuero

After the bull run, the streets were filled with people and music and drinking. This is the main downtown drag of Ampuero that the bulls ran down.

Wedges

A system of pounding in enough wedges makes the fence posts pretty solid.

Bull run bridge

The bulls ran across this bridge. They had to put up a barricade along the side so that neither bulls nor humans would try to jump over the railing.

Crazy Partying at 1PM

By 1PM the whole town was dancing and drinking and having a good time.

Mystery Science Theater 3000?

Two dimensional representations of my fiancée), the BITWRATHPLOOB, and me. The weather was great! (finally)


We saw this “vaca loca” (mad cow) toy that was “disturbingly cute” in a BITWRATHPLOOB sort of way. Neither bovine spongiform encephalopathy, Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease, nor any sort of muscle spasm disorder is anything to joke about. But it’s all okay if it’s a stuffed animal.

Ampuero's Church

Ampuero’s town church.

Drunk BITWRATHPLOOB

Slightly blurred vision as the BITWRATHPLOOB and I get a little tipsy in front of the church.

And now….. for the moment you’ve all been waiting for……

In case you thought that was pretty tame and you’re wondering why I didn’t run with the bulls, let’s just say that, in Ampuero three years ago, some of the bulls got separated from the group and gored two runners to death [Spanish], and the same thing happened last week [English] in another small town.

BITWRATHPLOOB On The Beach0

The weather finally improved, and the BITWRATHPLOOB was able to enjoy a nice day at the beach in nearby Laredo, Spain. Laredo’s beach is 7 km long and is extremely wide, even at high tide. Spaniards from all across the north of Spain spend their vacations here.

In order to truly communicate the natural beauty of Laredo’s beach, I had to find a spot on a nearby mountain where I could take a shot looking down onto it’s unique shape. So I headed up some rural roads and ended up stopping at a dead end where there was nothing but a radio tower. The road and tower were completely surrounded by a barbed wire fence. Behind the tower, I found a human-sized hole in the fence that I could get through if I crawled. Once on the other side of the fence, I headed a couple dozen paces to where I could see the beach and heard a startled “MOO!!”, and the local bovine resident looked up at me. Watching more closely where I stepped, I continued towards the beach side of the hill. And that’s where the following view hit my eyes…

Laredo Beach Panorama

How beautiful is that? It goes right out to a peak and then curves back around.

Laredo Beach Panorama (wider)

Here’s a wider one with a bovine extra bonus on the right. Click on it to see notes in Flickr.

BITWRATHPLOOB overlooks Laredo

The BITWRATHPLOOB overlooks Laredo’s impressive beach.

Tall grass

Tall grass.

Then we headed down to the beach. We went almost to the tip to have fewer people walking around thinking that I broke out of the asylum.

Dune Monster

Mommy, what’s that thing crawling around on that sand dune over there?

Fine white sand

I’ve never been on a beach with such fine, white sand.

Approaching the water...

Heading towards the water. No pants to roll up for wading. What a time-saver!

Reflection, baby!

Reflected ‘ploob.

Here come the waves!

Uh oh! Here come the waves!

BITWRATHPLOOB wets his coat tails

The BITWRATHPLOOB wets his coat tails.

Crystal clear water

Bathing in the crystal clear water.

Inverted Ostrich

The BITWRATHPLOOB asked to be buried up to his head in the sand. He said this is called an “Inverted Ostrich”. I obliged.

On the way back home, we stopped by to see some of the decaying floats from the Batalla de Flores (Flower Battle), an annual event in Laredo with a competition to see who can make the most impressive parade float using real flowers. They are made out of wood and styrofoam, and then the flowers are added at the last minute, of course. The winning floats each year are put on display like this until all the flowers fall off.

Creepy faces

Hard to tell which face is scarier. One of them definitely smells better, though.

Surreal, dude!

Surreal! This is kind of how I imagine the BITWRATHPLOOB’s dreams (the ones where he’s not brutally slaughtering me).

Flower Dragon

A terrifyingly scary monster. And some sort of dragon.

Spot the 'ploob?

Can you spot the pantsless wood bear in this photo?

Octopussy

Octopussy. Can you spot the ‘ploob?

And finally a little video treat for you here at the end…

The Guggenheim Museum – Bilbao, Spain0

The one must-see attraction in my area is the architectural masterpiece that is the Guggenheim Museum in Bilbao, and it’s continually flowering puppy sculpture that sits out front.

Spanish Tapas

But first, when in Spain, one must sample the local tapas, little snacks put out on top of the bar to be eaten with your drink order.

Magical Hovering BITWRATHPLOOB

Somehow, the BITWRATHPLOOB started hovering in midair over the bar. The barman got spooked and asked us to leave.

Guggenheim Pup

The famous Puppy, a sculpture by Jeff Koons.

Guggenheim Museum

The Guggenheim Museum, currently showing work by Anselm Kiefer and Albrecht Dürer (which apparently is Alberto Durero in Spanish).

Puppy Profile 1

Puppy Profile 1

Puppy Profile 2

Puppy Profile 2

Guggenheim Sign

The Guggenheim Sign.

Fancy Architecture

Fancy Architecture

Long Shadow

Late in the day, the BITWRATHPLOOB cast a long shadow of pure evil.

Titanium Siding

The Nervion River

The Nervión River.

Blue Skies Above the Guggenheim

The façade of the Guggenheim Museum is pure titanium.

Erik and the BITWRATHPLOOB

Me and His ‘Ploobness.

BITWRATHPLOOB with Maman

The BITWRATHPLOOB felt right at home with the nightmare-inducing modern art like this arachnid sculpture called Maman, by Louise Bourgeois.

Flowered Pup

Flowery puppy rump.

Ti 'Ploob

Ti ‘Ploob!

Here’s a short video about the BITWRATHPLOOB’s museum visit.

Windy Spain0

The BITWRATHPLOOB came to Spain with plans of sand and sun. Unfortunately, that’s not what he’s found.

Just imagine how sexy pretty, um, interesting (?) these flowing locks of his will be if he ever makes it to the beach!

Scary Movie0

This morning, I was browsing through the BITWRATHPLOOB Flickr group, and I came upon this lovely mosaic that jagosaurus made. And then it hit me: I had to make a movie version of a prophetic nightmare I’ve been having.

If, for some reason, you can’t see the flash version of the movie, above, or you just want to download it to watch it over and over and over again, you may download the movie in Quicktime format as well. It’s only 3.62 MiB, so send it to all your friends, and spread the horror….the horror!

Information for embedding this movie in your blog is available here.

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