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admin posted in Uncategorized on July 20th, 2007
It’s quite common for one’s immediate reaction to the BITWRATHPLOOB to be bafflement. That’s why we’ve put together this page of frequently asked BITWRATHPLOOB questions.
- What does BITWRATHPLOOB mean? BITWRATHPLOOB is a pronounceable acronym whose original form was BTRATHPLWB.
- What does BTRATHPLWB mean? BTRATHPLWB is an unpronounceable acronym which stands for bucktoothed rope-armed troll-haired pantsless wood bear.
- Where did the BITWRATHPLOOB come from? The BITWRATHPLOOB was found by two crazy girls in a thrift store in Denver, Colorado, USA. We know they were crazy because they bought it and mailed it to a friend.
- Was it always called BITWRATHPLOOB? No. We don’t know what its manufacturer called it, but when it was first discovered it was called “this thing”.
- Who named it? Jane George, the first-ever recipient of the BITWRATHPLOOB began referring to it as a bucktoothed rope-armed troll-haired pantsless wood bear. The next recipient converted this to an acronym in the name of expediency.
- What is it made of? The BITWRATHPLOOB is mostly wood (walnut at a guess), but there are elements of rope, felt, metal, paint, and troll-hair in its makeup.
- What is it for? The BITWRATHPLOOB serves no discernible function beyond the negatively ornamental/dustcatching.
- What’s going on with its arms? No one can answer this satisfactorily.
- Where was it made? The BITWRATHPLOOB is a product of Denmark.
- Where has the BITWRATHPLOOB been? Please see our map pages for the most up-to-date information about the BITWRATHPLOOB’s travels: Nations of the world; U.S. States; Canadian provinces.
- Could we, um, put that thing somewhere where I don’t have to look at it? Sure.
- How can I get the BITWRATHPLOOB? Please visit the I WANT ONE page to sign up as a potential BITWRATHPLOOB guardian.