BITWRATHPLOOB World Tour

Feed The BITWRATHPLOOB
erik posted in Uncategorized on August 7th, 2007

We here at bitwrathploob.com understand your fear-based adoration of the BITWRATHPLOOB, as well as your desire to spread this fear to everyone you know and that sees you on the street. That’s why we have created some incredibly stylish merchandise for you to wear proudly to help support the BITWRATHPLOOB’s World Tour.

We’ll start with the cheap stuff first (we know our audience).

Cheap Stuff

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  BITWRATHPLOOB Is My Homie Mini Button
  $1.99
  Let everyone know that you’re one of the BITWRATHPLOOB’s peeps. The only way to be cooler would be to not wear it.
• 
  BITWRATHPLOOB Is My Homie Button
  $2.95
  When the Mini Button just won’t do… Let everyone know that you’re one of the BITWRATHPLOOB’s peeps. The only way to be cooler would be to not wear it.
• 
  BITWRATHPLOOB Is My Homie Magnet
  $2.95
  Let everyone that enters your kitchen know that you’re one of the BITWRATHPLOOB’s peeps with this one-of-a-kind, limited-edition, coveted, collector’s edition, refrigerator magnet.

For The Home or Office

• 
  BITWRATHPLOOB World Tour Mug
  $12.99
  Now you can be reminded every morning with each cup of coffee that the BITWRATHPLOOB is out there traveling the world, having more fun than you.
• 
  BITWRATHPLOOB Mousepad
  $12.99
  With this mousepad, you can spend your entire work day with the BITWRATHPLOOB staring at you. At least until you go insane…

Highly Fashionable Apparel

• 
  BITWRATHPLOOB - I Wake Up Screaming T-Shirt
  $15.99
  Show your support and admit your fear, all at the same time!
• 
  Men’s BITWRATHPLOOB World Tour T-Shirt
  $21.99
  A simple, BITWRATHPLOOB World Tour design. It takes a certain kind of man to wear the BITWRATHPLOOB on his chest. If you see such a man approach, run away.

  Available in more colors.

• 
  BITWRATHPLOOB Ringer T-Shirt
  $16.99
  This super-stylish “ringer T” will multiply your popularity by a factor of X. Unfortunately X drops to zero when people see the BITWRATHPLOOB on your chest.

  Available in more colors.

• 
  BITWRATHPLOOB Golf Shirt
  $19.99
  You’re sure to win the round if the rest of your foursome is too busy worrying about the horrible buck-toothed troll-haired rope-armed pantless wood bear on your chest.